Musk/Trump Stories

In early 2025, I realized that I had written a few stories about Elon Musk and Donald Trump. And a second later I groaned because I figured I should make a list of those stories, like I’ve done for aliens and time travel. Because I know I’ll be writing more stories about them because they’re going to be ruining our lives for … decades.

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Musk Stories

The Next Problem – Published December 19, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 700 words – He’s not mentioned, but clearly referenced.

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published March 24, 2025 on my Mastodon Profile.
Just another day.

I Wish – Published March 4, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 450 words – I know there are like a million better things to do with that power, but I would be tempted.

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published March 3, 2025 on my Mastodon Profile.
I know that sounds like it would be fun to do, but I wouldn’t recommend trying it.

Untitled Microfiction Story, Untitled Microfiction Story – Published February 10, 2025 on my Mastodon Profile and on my Bluesky Profile.
Not to give him ideas, but this sounds like some moronic thing he’d do.

Not Worth It – Published January 30, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 150 words – Don’t feed the trolls.

Legacy – Published January 20, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 600 words – We can only hope his death will be this embarrassing.

Untitled Microfiction Story, Untitled Microfiction Story – Published December 9, 2024 on my Bluesky Profile as well as on December 16, 2024 on my Mastodon Profile.
Not directly about Musk, but his type.

An Elon Musk Joke – Published June 4, 2024 on my Rambling Blog.
While not a story, this is story-like. And I think it’s funny, so I added it in.

Going in a New Direction – Published January 19, 2023 on my Rambling Blog.
About 100 words – Would anyone be surprised?

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Trump Stories

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published January 5, 2026 on my Mastodon Profile.
Sadly, this wouldn’t surprise me.

Same War, Different Tactics – Published October 17, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 1100 words – Why I might not write more stories about Trump.

Perchance to Dream – Published August 14, 2025 on my Ko-Fi Profile.
About 150 words – Someday it won’t be a dream.

Haiku, Haiku – Published August 3, 2025 on my Bluesky Profile as well as on August 4, 2025 on my Mastodon Profile.
How did that happen?

Too Stupid – Published July 25, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 350 words – A decade ago, a character like Trump would be seen as farfetched.

Bated Breath – Published July 17, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 250 words – Someday, someone will win this game we’re all unfortunately playing.

Haiku – Published July 7, 2025 on my Bluesky Profile.
It would probably just be faster to read it. Someday, the dream will come true.

A Sealed Fate – Published May 16, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 500 words – If only.

Mountain out of a Molehill – Published May 15, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 200 words – The only monument Trump deserves is the quarter-mile wide biohazard zone around his grave for all the urine deposited on it.

Someday – Published April 17, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 300 words – This can’t happen soon enough.

I Wish – Published March 4, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 450 words – I know there are like a million better things to do with that power, but I would be tempted.

Haiku – Published March 3, 2025 on my Bluesky Profile.
It would probably just be faster to read it.

Stamp of Approval – Published February 5, 2025 as a Monthly Story.
About 250 words – For those looking for last minute Valentine’s Day gifts.

A Line in the Sand – Published January 23, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 500 words – The way foreign leaders should treat Trump.

Plans – Published January 16, 2025 on my Rambling Blog.
About 250 words – How are you fighting for freedom?

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published November 4, 2024 on my Mastodon Profile.
A … hopeful story from The Before Times.

A Possibility? – Published November 1, 2024 as a Monthly Story.
About 150 words – A much better timeline.

Spooky Story – Published October 17, 2024 on my Rambling Blog.
About 200 words – How different things could have been.

What is it? – Published October 15, 2024 as a Monthly Story.
About 200 words – Which of his … traits do Trump supporters like so much?

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published September 28, 2024 on my Bluesky Profile.
Why would we want to know if someone running for President was a criminal?

Other Means – Published September 25, 2024 as a Monthly Story.
About 400 words – Why candidate Trump shouldn’t have been assassinated.

Untitled Microfiction Story, Untitled Microfiction Story – Published September 19, 2024 on my Bluesky Profile as well as on October 24, 2023 on my Mastodon Profile.
Not about Trump, but definitely inspired by him.

Hot Enough for Ya? – Published August 20, 2024 as a Monthly Story.
About 450 words – How could Trump make climate change worse?

Untitled Microfiction Story, and a slightly different version Untitled Microfiction Story – Published June 30, 2024 on my Bluesky Profile as well as on July 1, 2024 on my Mastodon Profile.
These were meant as a warning.

Untitled Microfiction Story – Published May 6, 2024 on my Mastodon Profile.
“Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or Donald Trump?”

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